Thursday, April 16, 2026

Large



"I am large, I contain multitudes."
-a guy who has just eaten too many shrimp

Monday, March 9, 2026

Goals


“I want to make a film with Mike Tyson about the early Frankish kings.” 

-Werner Herzog 

I mean, get in line, buddy.

Monday, January 19, 2026

Truth from the Mouths of Babes

  

"It's hard to spot marshmallows when you're so short."
-Remy