The Woodwork

  

Has it occurred to anyone to just check ahead of time what’s IN the woodwork?

But Not Often

 

My three-year-old niece informed me yesterday that her favorite phrase is "but not often."

 

I have no idea what to do with this information.

 

Inspiration

 

You can’t do it all, but do your best. If you can’t do your best, do someone else’s best. Ideally someone better than you.

Fun New Names for the Days of the Week

 

Someday

Mumday

Tubesday

Wormsday

Thrusty

Friedegg

Samurai

The Bard

 

“There’s a divinity with a shapely end. Rough-hewn. Her name is May. She’s from Providence. Her best friend is a sparrow.”

-William Shakespeare

Source

 

I wish I could remember where I first heard the term “source amnesia”…

Coffee

 

I like my coffee like I like my women, and I refuse to elaborate.